Santas Crack House

This CUNT has it sooooo easy, you wouldn't believe it, the place she is in is a MINUIM security prison, that means she pretty much has the run of the place, so what, she has to share a shower with 60+ women,and of course she doesn't have to worry about any other women looking at her, she's too old and wrinkled for anything more then a 2-sec stare, and as far as her working for 12-48cents an hour, WHO CARES, the dumb cunt has more money then GOD !....Or should I say jimmy swaggart..But that's another story. She's not working to earn what little money they pay so she can buy cigarettes, coffee, subscriptions to lesbo magazine, like the other women in the joint are, she will be laughing at all the poor saps struggling while she can make one phone call and get as much money as she needs on her books (jail house term for inmates account).
I think the perfect punishment would be to toss her ass in one of these MAXIM SECURITY women's joints, I would bet good money in Vegas on the odds of her surviving more then 24 hrs
Oh and boo ho, she has to serve a 5 month sentence in her POSH, 2 story private home in the countyside after she's released, boo hoo hoo, and after that's over, she gets to return to her job that pays well over $90,000 a year, oh no, she has it sooooo tough, please, the agony is killing me, (sarcasm) . And the other thing that makes me want to bury her up to her armpits in dogshit is she compared herself to Nelson Mandela, puhhhhhleeaaaaassssssseeeee bitch !!!!! . Here's a little something I found in Mr Mandela's biograhy

"Mandela was sentenced to life imprisonment and started his prison years in the notorious Robben Island Prison, a maximum security prison on a small island 7Km off the coast near Cape Town. In April 1984 he was transferred to Pollsmoor Prison in Cape Town and in December 1988 he was moved the Victor Verster Prison near Paarl from where he was eventually released. While in prison, Mandela flatly rejected offers made by his jailers for remission of sentence in exchange for accepting the bantustan policy by recognize the independence of the Transkei and agreeing to settle there. Again in the 'eighties Mandela rejected an offer of release on condition that he renounce violence. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Only free men can negotiate, he said.
Nelson Mandela was released on 11 February 1990,"--Biography

Martha has nothing on Nelson Mandela, he was imprisoned"FALSELY" I might add for 14yrs in a country that has no rules, or the ACLU or prisoners rights groups, none of that to protect him from the harsh reality of prison life, unlike here in the states where if a prisoner complains about so much as the food,he can file a lawsuit if he so chooses, and still be protected and treated human. So Fuck Martha Stewart in her prissy-little-rich bitch-home-grown asshole with a broomstick and hope I she gets splinters.